Xuxa Smells Like Taire

When a beautiful woman owns a pampered little dog, the dog generally smells like it's beautiful owner. Sniff sniff. Taire was in Canada, so I snapped this shot and sent her a text.

Air Guitar

After hitting the beer truck (the 18 wheeler Bud rig with the 8 oozy taps sticking out the side), I decided it was time for a little air guitar during Back In Black at Jimbo's Birthday Party on Key Biscayne. Yes, beer ended up in my nose. No, I didn't see Jimbo.

Never Wake A Sleeping Giant

Ever woken up with a balding, slightly chubby, sunglassed guy hovering over you with a camera? Neither has Douglas.

Annabella Issues "All Clear" RE: Balcony

Following the scooter being stolen, we were all on edge. After something caught her eye on the balcony, followed by a thorough sniffing from drain to chair, Annabella issued an "all clear" today by heading over to the corner and falling asleep.

Soul Searching At Coachella

60,000 people squeezed into a 10,000 capacity tent, exiting, wondering what just happened to them, aimlessly trying to find their souls in acts of futility after Daft Punk positively destroyed the Sahara Tent. The best concert I've been to in years. See some footage. More footage. More footage.

Miami Beach Sun

In a certain light, like direct overhead 1000 degree Miami Beach sunlight, every other June, I look like a baked potato superstar. 

Negril is Heaven on Earth

Good times. Good times. Me, Snoop Doug (in Prada shades, of course), and Andrea at Rockhouse, the coolest clifftop hotel I've ever seen. What a great time.

Douglas Turns 75, Celebrates with Haagen Dazs

The blue windows, the yellow shirt, the "If you don't get that camera phone out of my face, I'm gonna shove this vanilla ice cream brownie up your ass" look on his face. Ice D is the coolest at 75.

Toys

When covering Travis' cover of Britney Spears' cover of Max Martin's "Hit Me Baby One More Time", as I do, one should use a 60th Anniversary Strat HSS with S-1 Switching and a mother of pearl pickguard. Sometimes, I actually practice.

Wabbit Season!

Annabella briefly considered licking the ducks, but the seawall proved too daunting. So she played with a palm fron, then wandered down to South Pointe and went swimming instead.